Monthly Archives: May 2012

Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that’s what your face looks like. — @JennyJohnsonHi5

People who stop at yellow lights should have their licenses revoked. If you’re not in a hurry to get somewhere, what the hell are you doing in a car?

If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past. –Master Po

During the Renaissance graduates were decorated with berried branches of bay, an ancient symbol of highest honor. From this custom derives the French word baccalauréat (from the Latin bacca, a berry, and laureus, of the bay laurel), and, by modification, the term “bachelor” … Continue reading →

Nothing will ever be as cool as a thirty-five-year-old on a skateboard thinks he is.